Thursday, November 21, 2013

POST RACIAL

In my first step toward running for President, I have decided to declare myself post-racial. In addition, I have decided to be diverse. Along those lines, I have decided that I'm the smartest man on the planet and thus qualified to lead the free world into darkness since I'm also culturally relevant and believe in social justice.
So I got that going for me. All I need now is your money.

5 comments:

OldAFSarge said...

Well, you've convinced me...

Where do I send the check?

Buck said...

All I need now is your money.

And a WEBSITE for donations!

HMS Defiant said...

hmm, yes. I seem to have forgot that part. :)

HMS Defiant said...

Yes yes, something that will take credit card donations from anywhere in the world and paypal of course. I'll get right on it. ;-}

Anne Bonney said...

I'm in - printing up the posters now.