DAMN. One wonders exactly how the hell sumthin' like that actually happens.In re: court-martial. I've had to explain to the Powers That Be why it was one of my troops got a DWI while I was in my own bed, sound asleep at 0230 hrs. But at least I wasn't court-martialed for it.
While I have a rich and storied history of being written up by seniors and have served as the command legal officer, I have never been asked to partake of a Court Martial. I feel that there is justice in the world after all. There were two trials that could have seen me called as a witness of some kind but neither party felt worthy of the honor.