In my first step toward running for President, I have decided to declare myself post-racial. In addition, I have decided to be diverse. Along those lines, I have decided that I'm the smartest man on the planet and thus qualified to lead the free world into darkness since I'm also culturally relevant and believe in social justice.
So I got that going for me. All I need now is your money.
Well, you've convinced me...
ReplyDeleteWhere do I send the check?
hmm, yes. I seem to have forgot that part. :)
DeleteAll I need now is your money.
ReplyDeleteAnd a WEBSITE for donations!
Yes yes, something that will take credit card donations from anywhere in the world and paypal of course. I'll get right on it. ;-}
DeleteI'm in - printing up the posters now.
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