HMS Defiant: POST RACIAL

Thursday, November 21, 2013

POST RACIAL

In my first step toward running for President, I have decided to declare myself post-racial. In addition, I have decided to be diverse. Along those lines, I have decided that I'm the smartest man on the planet and thus qualified to lead the free world into darkness since I'm also culturally relevant and believe in social justice.

So I got that going for me. All I need now is your money.

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OldAFSargeNovember 21, 2013 at 7:57 AM
Well, you've convinced me...

Where do I send the check?
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BuckNovember 21, 2013 at 3:49 PM
All I need now is your money.

And a WEBSITE for donations!
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Anne BonneyNovember 22, 2013 at 11:30 AM
I'm in - printing up the posters now.
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Thursday, November 21, 2013

POST RACIAL

5 comments:

NO GARDENING, NOT EVER