THE HAPPY SOUR QUIZ

1. Selling or giving high tech weapons to muslims is:

a. Stupid on the face of it
b. Justified by the pumping of tax dollars back into the deep corporate pockets of Lockheed and    General Dynamics
c. Worth it for the endless follow-on training required to keep anything more advanced than a  blowgun operational in muslim hands
d. Worth it for the follow-on training involved in hunting those weapons down and dropping a 1000  pound bomb on them.
e. Equally worth it for the same reason if we track them down and snuff them with a HELLFIRE

2. A sensible peace plan for the middle east involves:

a. Arming the shit out of all of our friends there and their friends who don't actively hate us  (remember, only idiots arm muslims)
b. Inking a deal with palestinian terrorist leaders
c. Inking a deal with the Taliban and withdrawing from territories under their control
d. pulling back to orbit and nuking it just to be sure
e. Widespread employment of tailored biologic weapons
f. Let NATO and the EU do it

3. What 'tell' do democrats, global warmists, Carlists, Russians, arabs, muslims, progressives and CNN have when they are lying to you?

a. Their lips are moving
b. They look really sincere and convincing.....to a 3 year old
c. The cloud of spittle spewing from their lips is so thick they are lost in the haze
d. They do everything including run away to avoid answering any direct yes or no questions
e. Claim that Obama supports them and therefor arguing against it is racist

4. What is pictured in the photo below?

a. Iraqi army TOW missile launch vehicle
b. Afghani air force on roadside interdiction mission
c. A man who profoundly doesn't care if that blimp tears apart the entire New England power grid
d. SURFLANT messenger carrying vital documents to SURPAC for urgent consideration in PPBS
e. USS Shenandoah heading for its rendezvous with destiny in Noble County, Ohio

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