Jihad is caused by Global Warming
Orbital decay is caused by Global Warming
Degenerate matter is caused by Climate Change
Racism is caused by Climate Change
Giant Red Spot disappearing on Jupiter is caused by Global Warming
Earth's polarity shift is slowed by Climate Change
Terrorism is caused by Global Warming
Falling SAT scores are caused by Climate Change
It's wonderful stuff.. You can blame it all on the weather! Even better, there is nothing anyone can do about the weather except complain about it which lets politicians everywhere off the hook for everything because.........weather!
I feel much better now, knowing that hair loss is also caused by Global Warming.ReplyDelete
Hey, is that a squirrel?
Gray squirrels cause less global warming and should be moved to protected status. All owls, including Spotted Owls must be shot on sight in order to protect the Gray Squirrels' vanishing habitat. :)Delete