Tuesday, March 25, 2014


Remember the 80's and 90's when mankind was killing everything with acid rain and causing the gigantic man-made hole in the ozone layer? Thank God my patented Ozonic Device kicked into high gear in time to not only patch the hole but also re-base-line the acid clouds that were polluting the environment and making it uninhabitable long before global warming killed us all.

Isn't it funny how you never hear about these Extinction Level Events anymore?

 Y'all owe me 10,000,000 dollars.

Pay up.


Anne Bonney said...

Thanks - your check is in the . . . you know

HMS Defiant said...

Drat. I hate mail. Can't you just deposit it in my bank account? Here's my bank routing number and account number. I00101011100010110010010010010010101010010101010101000010101010100010101010110110101010101011100110010100101001101010101010011001001010010100101010100101010101001010101111010101010101010101010010000001010101010111001010010100101010100101110010010
It's binary in order to fool the NSA.