Thursday, February 13, 2014


First, grow a beard.

Second, stay off the ice.

Three, stay in bed.

Well, I'm sure you'll think of something if the need ever presents itself.


Buck said...

I think the three steps you suggested are in reverse order.

Apropos o' ice... every year I lived in Dee-troit there was always at least one idiot who lost a pickup by driving it on to the ice. EVERY year.

HMS Defiant said...

Yep. I'd come home to Lake St. Clair every spring and find my neighbor had spent yet another year flying a Coast Guard helo out to the ice and telling the besotted that, no, there was no room on the little helicopter for the ice house or the pick up truck.