Alas the poor Arctic. Perhaps we could settle displaced Palestinians there? I'm sure a Special Fool from the State Department will work something out at our enormous expense and everybody's mutual dissatisfaction. It is their skill.
You know the Special Fool is already looking forward to blending in with the Arctic natives. It's enough to hope that they actually run into some of the real natives, assuming any are left.
|Plenty of room for diplomats...er, diplomacy|