Dear Armed Citizens of the People's Republic of Connecticut,
I will happily accept full ownership of any weapons you may temporarily feel the need to give away in order to avoid going to jail because your fellow citizens opted to sell you down the river.
You can still avoid the harsh penalties law-abiding slaves voted into effect when you all passed the Totalitarian Dream Act. When you contact me we will arrange for the transfer and storage of the weapons and magazines until you all get your act together and reclaim your heritage at which point they will be returned in the exact condition received.
A friend.
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"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American Public." (para)
----H.L. Mencken
He was an optimist.
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