Thursday, April 11, 2013

BROADBAND SURVEILLANCE AND DESPICABLE ME

I went to a website I know about and for the princely sum of $99.95 I requested full video surveillance of another person for a week. One of these
will follow the target of my fascination around for a week and I'll be able to watch the video in near real time by downloading it from a server. The web site is pretty cool. It allows me to select the type and model of drones used in the surveillance but it says that best results are achieved with a mix that they propose.

All I had to do to get the whole thing rolling was provide them with name and license plate data and the money of course. The company will take care of getting the drone to North Korea and establishing and maintaining surveillance on Kim Jong um. These little suckers are invisible and totally quiet so he'll never even know it's there.

The site says that they'll be offering armed drones in the near future. Laser Beams!!!

3 comments:

Anne Bonney said...

Maybe a Displacement Drone?

HMS Defiant said...

I just hope I don't get a visit from any of the local CIA asking about the web site.

Buck said...

Armed drones? Oh shit, oh dear... my ex- better take cover. ;-)