I'm not a reaper.
In our opinion she also has oddly short legs.
See that up there. That called to mind finding myself at work one day looking at one of my Gun Fire Control-men who was covered with bandages and band-aids. I asked him what in the world happened to him and he explained as how he had said something unflattering to the Mrs. at breakfast and she went after him with a fork.
She told him to fork off?ReplyDelete
She wasn't going to make a canoe out of him?
Stick a fork in me - I'm done.
A fork is worth a thousand words!ReplyDelete
Nothing says you care like impaling one on the tines of a fork.
I took the path at the fork with less blood on it.