I saw in the news that a camel given to the Fuhrer of France was mistakenly eaten by the Malian family he asked to take care of it. That's the drawback with socialism of course, turn your back on it and someone always eats your camel. However, had the camel made it back to la belle France it too would would have learned a trade. Like this:
On the other hand this could be an abject lesson on abuse of steroids and other performance enhancing drugs.