The Seitz System of Condensed Concordia found on the tubes a few days ago and we are amused.
1704 B.C.: Charshumash the Hittite bitten by first vertebrate; lawyers emerge from slime.
1444 B.C.: War of the Chaldean Succession; Pangea broken up in accordance with the Treaty of Uruk.
A.D. 1215 Magna Carta eaten by Velociraptor.