There is this alleged professor who vows that she will call 911 every time she sees a student with a gun. When it was pointed out that the ones she was seeing were ROTC students on their way to a rendezvous with destiny, she doubled down, like they do, and said nothing would keep her from doing her job of protecting people and calling the cops every time a student with a gun passes before her office window.
Someone should paint her office windows black. She lives in the dark, she might as well work in it too. Another modest proposal, humbly submitted to the void.