Saturday, September 13, 2014


If you're looking for a little peace there is good news! Al Qaida has released all 45 captured Fijian peaceniks who peacefully surrendered all of their weapons and ammunition to the terrorists who took them captive. In a stunning about face, the terrorists didn't actually shoot or even lightly behead any peacekeepers. The UN and the commander of Fijian forces hail the release of the disarmed and essentially useless peacekeeper heroes.

I think the UN should consider planting ferns in the Golan since they would be every bit as deadly as Fijian peacekeepers and look better while providing shade for very small animals. We wouldn't want to get those ferns with sharp leaves though since those could hurt somebody.

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