Monday, September 1, 2014


Yes, that used to be how some people referred to the members of the U.S. Consular Service but now, thanks to Mrs. Obama, we can has them too at our public schools where bake sales are verboten and fines levied if anybody sells actual real tasty food anywhere near the sauerkraut and broccoli slop being sold to the students by the purveyors of the Federal Lunch Program.

Can't you see the wily little devils bringing in the scores of chocolate chip cookies and brownies and selling them for a $ apiece to the starving proletarian masses? You just know it will all end in tears when someone nibbles one into the shape of a gun and goes on a non-shooting rampage leading to the deployment of SWAT goons, machine guns and vicious bitey dogs to schools near you.

Something to look forward to....

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