In a stunning development yesterday, federal agents concerned with fences, nabbed an undocumented worker as he jumped the fence and sprinted into cover. The report from the fabulists at the AP reported that federal thugs chased the man into an open door while waving guns at him and screaming at nearby pedestrians.
Agent Johnny Rotten was quoted as saying, "we don't like their kind around here. He's lucky we didn't plug him full of holes and bury his body in the desert or feed him to sharks here in the river."*
In a unique departure from typical fence jumping incidents all along the border, an investigation is underway to determine which Republicans are too blame for the incident.
*I wanted to bring my news publication more into line with the vast majority of news organizations in the US, so I fired all my copy editors.
We blame Bush!