SOME KIND OF A JOKE

I was intrigued at the idea so I went here to listen to her tell a joke.  The downside is that one has to listen to Hillary tell a joke. I am incompatible with her audio format and it doesn't run well here but as a service to my readers (both of you), we put it on offer.

You can hear Hillary Murder a Dog joke

As you attend your daily business, imagine what the world would be like if the presidential candidates ALL pandered to their own unique constituencies. You know, vote for me because I'm a woman, or vote for me because I'm black, or vote for me because I'm white. I'm just glad we've put all that nonsense behind us in the dark old days of the 20th century.

WASHINGTON—Moving quickly to begin the process of filling the unexpected vacancy on the Supreme Court bench, President Obama spent much of the weekend compiling a shortlist of gay, transsexual abortion doctors to replace the late Antonin Scalia, White House sources confirmed Monday. “These are all exemplary candidates with strong homosexual values and proven records of performing partial-birth abortions, but am I missing anyone?” Obama reportedly asked himself while reviewing his list of queer, gender-nonconforming, feminist Planned Parenthood employees, all of whom were also said to be black immigrants. “I definitely have enough post-op transsexuals on the list, but it is a little light on pre-op candidates. And I should probably add a cop killer or two on here just to round out my options.” Sources later confirmed that Obama was attempting to rapidly narrow the list down to the single best nominee to submit to the Senate in hopes of wrapping up confirmation hearings before his choice had to leave to attend the Hajj pilgrimage.