Friday, January 12, 2018


I was recently informed that my nonchalance viz Brown Recluse spiders in Ohio was misplaced. I did some research and found that my insouciance was not misplaced or even mislayed. As you can see from the graphic, the rotten spiders barely make it to southern Ohio and therefore, I am safely unafraid of the damned things since they don't get within a hundred miles of metroparkcentralis.

I've been advised that the restless little brown recluse spiders are spreading out. This is their new range. I await the day they move into northeastern Ohio at which point, I move to Maine. I had enough of them in Yuma Proving Ground and San Diego to last a life time.


tsquared said...

I think that chart is a bit off. I grew up in SE Georgia and we had Brown Recluse spiders on the farm.

HMS Defiant said...

I'm trying to be an optimist here! You are harshing my vibe man. :)

tsquared said...

I think this one is a bit more accurate: