This just in from our DC correspondent: An Everyman Story for our Time.
You saw the first picture but you didn't see the rest of the pictures:
His mother-in-law accompanied him back to the White House.
How much would that suck? You're the most powerful gigolo in the world and you're always under the thumb of your mother-in-law who lives with you; the Empress of Disdain, or the Valerie persona that conceals the evil alien overlord that secretly rules this world. It's no wonder he golfs a lot.