OUR LADY DISDAIN

This just in from our DC correspondent: An Everyman Story for our Time.

You saw the first picture but you didn't see the rest of the pictures:

As a "birthday present" it has been reported that the President has abandoned his wife at the dascha in Hawaii so that she can continue to bask in the global warming and pleasant tropical breezes of Hawaii.

Unfortunately:

His mother-in-law accompanied him back to the White House.

How much would that suck? You're the most powerful gigolo in the world and you're always under the thumb of your mother-in-law who lives with you; the Empress of Disdain, or the Valerie persona that conceals the evil alien overlord that secretly rules this world. It's no wonder he golfs a lot.