Despite my enormous contribution to solving the global warming crisis and bringing about a complete lack of warming for the past 18 years, I was once again slighted by those miserable rotten stinking b@stards at the Nobel Committee who once again failed to award me my Nobel Prize.
Don't worry, I'm sure the McOrther folks will be calling soon.ReplyDelete
Well, yeah, that kind of worries me too. :)Delete
Happens to me every year they hold the competition, and each year I hand bake the most perfect unique pizza this side of the black stump…ReplyDelete
Damn the Norwegian Pizza Prize organisers! And damn the cod-heads who sit on the panel. Until next year…
Have you considered fish pizza?Delete
Just tried it… I'm hooked ;-)Delete