Despite my enormous contribution to solving the global warming crisis and bringing about a complete lack of warming for the past 18 years, I was once again slighted by those miserable rotten stinking b@stards at the Nobel Committee who once again failed to award me my Nobel Prize.
B@stards!
Don't worry, I'm sure the McOrther folks will be calling soon.
ReplyDeleteWell, yeah, that kind of worries me too. :)
DeleteHappens to me every year they hold the competition, and each year I hand bake the most perfect unique pizza this side of the black stump…
ReplyDeleteDamn the Norwegian Pizza Prize organisers! And damn the cod-heads who sit on the panel. Until next year…
Yours Aye.
Have you considered fish pizza?
DeleteJust tried it… I'm hooked ;-)
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