COLOR ME GONE!

I have decided to boycott (can I say boy or should it be something more gender neutral?) the Oscars! If those useless drones in Hollywood aren't going to toe the PC line and throw themselves off the barricades in a mad passionate orgy of self-destruction, I'm not going to sit with them and quaff sparkling white California champagne wine while a bunch of people who used nothing but luck, good scripts, adequate direction and talent get the nomination for a petite statuette.

ITCOTT the OSCARS!