Tuesday, December 8, 2015


Today, President Obama honored himself by awarding himself both the Medal of Honor and the Medal of Freedom. He was irritated to discover that he hadn't already done so and had a sharp word with his staff at their lack of dedication and focus.

He praised his intellectual gifts, good looks, cleanliness, articulirization and the transparent open and honest administration he has run for the last 7 years and the next 7 years. He then ended by thanking his allies in ISIS  Congress for extending him in office until 2022.

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