Thursday, April 18, 2019

NPR INSANE, NEWS AT ELEVEN

Had the car out for some brake repair today and got to listen to NPR tie itself into delicious knots again and again as they tried to explain that President Trump's failure to fire Mueller amounts to obstruction of justice. Over and over and over and over they all wept and gnashed their teeth at the conclusions that were revealed in the special velociraptor's  report.

Then, when they went berserk with rage they screwed up and had a rethuglican woman come on and started beating her with their inconclusive sticks of shame and remorse and she said that the failure to fire Mueller hardly constitutes obstruction and what's more Trump turned over 1.5 million pages of documents to the velociraptors and if they really want to talk about obstruction we can talk about how Hillary used bleachbit to wipe out 30,000 emails that were ordered to be retained by the courts but which she just went ahead and had destroyed. The guy asking the questions tore at his ears unable to hear over the screaming as the rest of the studio poked their eyes out in rage and then threw the woman to the pack of little velociraptors they keep on hand for eating dangerous food such as rethuglicans.

It was a funny moment as they swept her away without a moment of regret or remorse and went right back to asking each other if perhaps there was some way to prove a case against President Trump...

Democrats who wonder why Trump blindsided their half of the nation by winning the presidency have only to understand that if their news comes from the main stream media, CNN, and NPR, that they are basically pig ignorant and uninformed.

6 comments:

  1. Oh I like that last line...

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    1. Thank goodness you didn't see it before spell correct caught my little typo there at the end where it said "pig ignorant and uniformed". Funny how leaving out that one 'n' changes the whole meaning. :) Sarge would probably bite me the next time we meet for a beer.

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  2. What Brig said.

    It's fun to watch the cannibals when they run out of missionaries.

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    1. I remember driving out of the Bay Area heading home to San Diego one night and listening to Radio Pacifica and they had a guest on who was seriously advocating the slaughter of every cow on the planet on account of farts. Now it could be that I am easily amused by the idea which has some merit if one merely thinks about applying it to the people who listen to Radio Pacifica and treat everything it says as gospel. We could keep the productive bovines and get rid of the unproductive ones.

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  3. I gave up on NPR back in 2000. It just wasn't worth it.

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    1. I used to listen to the weekend programs when I was on the road and I enjoyed the various quiz shows and even whossname who hated/despised Tina Brown but was a groper outed by the me-too feel up bunch. I first listened to the tales of Lake Wobegone on cassette tapes one of my chief's wife sent him every week. I would sit in my office after hours as we plowed holes in the Persian Gulf and listen to nose icicles and snow leapards and it was good. But you're right. I had to give it up after awhile because pig ignorant and uninformed is no way to go through life.

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