More truth than humor....
Pre-Trump that could have been true.
Yes, every time it rains hard here in South Louisiana, our front yard near Bayou Bluebecome a lake. I've been waiting for the EPA to drive by, notice, and pin a note on our front door claiming ownership under navigable waters act..
Yep and even if you swear blind that it evaporated this would be the first time in nearly 20 years when the bureaucrats didn't leap, cavort and caper around declaring everything is 'global warming' and denouncing you for believing in heresy.They'd want to burn you at the stake but their tiny little minds would cast around in vane for faggots to tie you to and bundle at your feet. They can't wrap their tiny little minds around words with multiple meanings.