SAD BUT TRUE

You know, if there was somewhere, a nice statue standing in a park or outside Tiffany's someplace, of Audrey Hepburn standing there alone, unarmed and unafraid, I'm sure a mob of rich white college kids would be there to slap it around and knock it down before sunrise, in the spirit of blm. Which begs the question, is there a statue somewhere of Audrey kitted out for tiffany's or for her role as UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador? There is. But I'll never say where.