SITUATION WELL IN HAND

One occasionally does this because.

ISLAM THE GIFT

If only the American Teachurs Union and Gifted Islamic Bomber Carers could reach bakers and convince them that the dough was in the religion of peace and force them to don the proper clothes for baking for allah in order to blow themselves up for peace.

yep, it will take a government program of some sort.

sans safety goggles

DID YOUR EVER ARM YOURSELF

And step outside to confront somebody who was eliciting sounds of distress from a girl only to find that she was willing and you were an embarrassment?

 I'll still be there, somewhat embarrassed, shoving the gun back into my pocket and more and more certain that I am missing out on something. I find that I can live with that.

I want you to envision it. I would not have showed up save for the loud nononononono. And I'm not going away until the hands are off and there is physical separation and I can tell that there is no duress.

Having doubled any embarrassment, I go back inside. I remember once on Grape Street. Girlish screams. 12 guys in the street a minute later with bats, shotguns, a .45 and it was just an, "oops, did we bother you?"

'Making things harder than they have to be.'

∃! x : P(x)

A poor and niggardly sense of humor is just a reminder that those least able to cope with reality are the ones most willing to expound about  how it done them wrong and demand satisfaction because they misheard the word or substituted the one they thought they read and then decided they'll be damned if they're going to tolerate that kind of cism.

Girls Spelling NIPPER at School Run Out of Pee -Get Suspended for Five Days

Words have specific meaning. Getting all upset because somebody misspelled your favorite euphemism is pathetic and defies reason. Right up there with Illinois Nazis, I despise naggers and humorless scolds.

Oh, and NAACP, that euphemism you're so fond of; it means exactly the same thing however you spell it. That's how language works in the real world. A moose painted to look like a mouse is still a moose.

Nota bene - next time girls, lose the **. They're never funny.

Fascists Gave the Nominees Asterisks at the Award Ceremony because Hate and Loathing Won the Day 

SPANISH LADIES WITH BALLS

A LITTLE YOUNG

My parents weren't big on counseling children. They preferred to set an example. I can't fault them. They did a good job. I'm looking 55 in the face with an 11 year old daughter. She's almost 12. I didn't see that coming when I was in my 20's or 30's. Not at all.

My parents never sat me down for any kind of talks that I recall. I think they expected what they were to rub off on me and my siblings. I think it did. For the first 6 years she was raised independent and happily showed off her own accomplishments. She remained true to that for as long as I've known her.

When one thinks about it, a child is a missile sent into the future and one has just the formative years before they leave home at 16 to shape them as we would want them to grow.

I WOULD HOPE TO SAY

But I don't

Her is what I would like to say. The world is getting ugly again. For me

Foo.

FOR MY LOVE

I laughed when Top Gear mocked them but now and however, I like them. Always have. This is for you Buck. I'm going to send my music your way.

THERE MUST BE A REASON

Why do ordinary, everyday people throw garbage in the sink?

I never do.

The sink is where one cleans stuff.

Garbage and trash have their own separate place. You don't 'clean' garbage.

You throw it the fuck away.

Every single girl I know tosses garbage in the sink. It's maddening. (100%)

WHY? WHY? WHy? WhY? Why?

Just asking.