HMS Defiant: THERE MUST BE A REASON

Wednesday, February 25, 2015

THERE MUST BE A REASON

Why do ordinary, everyday people throw garbage in the sink?

I never do.

The sink is where one cleans stuff.

Garbage and trash have their own separate place. You don't 'clean' garbage.

You throw it the fuck away.

Every single girl I know tosses garbage in the sink. It's maddening. (100%)

WHY? WHY? WHy? WhY? Why?

Just asking.

12 comments:

AnonymousFebruary 25, 2015 at 10:42 PM
Because. Just because.

Dave
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Anne BonneyFebruary 26, 2015 at 9:24 AM
Wanker
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Captain SteveFebruary 27, 2015 at 10:13 AM
They probably assume the sink has a garbage disposal in it and Voila!
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virgil xenophonFebruary 27, 2015 at 9:46 PM
Mars v. Venus..
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AnonymousMarch 1, 2015 at 6:26 PM
define your terms.
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Ex BootneckMarch 1, 2015 at 9:42 PM
Way back I sort of happened to be in a relationship that just 'happened,' which at the time was great. She was a good woman, who needed somewhere to stay PDQ, and I offered a spare room that led onto the inevitable. Life got better each day until I kept finding fruit peelings in the kitchen sink (it was bloody annoying, and I said so each time!) The habit continued, and on occasion I would find a discarded apple core or the like around the house…

The nail in the coffin came after several months - when I was given an ultimatum; "You either leave the Marine's or you leave me (it was my home?) She left, and I left the Corps 15 years later having served 23 years in total. I still miss that little cottage on rugged Dartmoor...
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Wednesday, February 25, 2015

THERE MUST BE A REASON

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NO GARDENING, NOT EVER