Sunday, October 28, 2018


If you need a humorlift you will enjoy a minute reading about Wendell for Senate. It's an interview with a manatee running for Senate in Florida.

There is an election coming up.  As a devout capitalist I realized that the best way to move these awesome stickers was to write a post detailing the political platform of our eloquent candidate Wendell T. Manatee of the Libertarian Space Cowboy Revolution Party* (as heard about in the Adventures of Tom Stranger, Interdimensional Insurance Agent, available on or in Target Rich Environment).
Aquatic-American, CFO of CorreiaTech, former Ghost of Christmas Future, and decorated veteran of the Deep War, Wendell T. Manatee  is currently running for the senate in Florida. So I sat down with Wendell (well, he was floating in his tank) to interview him about the hot button issues of the day. I did my best to translate his answers from majestic manatee into boring old English.
What do you think about the budget?
Manatees are known for their fiscal responsibility. Cut everything. They are called budget cuts because they are supposed to hurt.  If they didn’t hurt, they would be called budget tickles or something.


SCOTTtheBADGER said...

I wish him luck, it is time to start cutting budgets.

HMS Defiant said...

I don't think anybody has read the link and the rest of the interview. I thought it was very funny.