Monday, March 12, 2018


Bernie, the oldest orc in the world, was heard pushing for raising taxes on the Shire and Mirkwood.

Saruman's great orcs used the white hand with the S of Saruman as their mark. Clearly the great orcs of socialism use the Red Hand with the S. You'd scarcely believe that anybody so close to the Shire as Bernie would not see the symbolism of the sign he stood behind as he argued for increased taxes on the Shire and the elves with both fists raised in challenge to the Fellowship. (It helps if you're familiar with The Two Towers)

Socialists are pretty stupid.


  1. I remember how happy I was the day Chappaquiddick Ted finally croaked. I expect I'll feel the same sense of liberation and relief once this guy goes too.

    1. Sadly he'll be replaced by a telegenic marxist who will beat the pants off Joe Biden in the primary.