I need one that spells out a new message that I'm unlikely to find just anywhere. I think I can get away with the words alone but if not I may tack on a few symbols for the symbolism and symbolic.
"white supremacist, homophobic, classist, ableist, xenophobic, transphobic, misogynistic member of the capitalist patriarchy"
Willing to mansplain any of the above if offered coffee
I think it would be helpful for those who feel oppressed but rarely, if ever, get to meet one of us in person. I'm sure it would make their day!