The well-known book "Bartlett's Familiar Quotations" lists eight of Berra's witticisms, but we've gathered 53 below attributed to the baseball great.
- "I never said most of the things I said."
- "It ain’t over till it’s over."
- "Mickey Mantle was a very good golfer, but we weren’t allowed to play golf during the season; only at spring training."
- "If the people don’t want to come out to the ballpark, nobody’s going to stop them."
- "Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical."
- "I can see how he (Sandy Koufax) won 25 games. What I don’t understand is how he lost five."
- "In baseball, you don’t know nothing."
- "I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?"
- "I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house."
- "I wish everybody had the drive he (Joe DiMaggio) had. He never did anything wrong on the field. I’d never seen him dive for a ball, everything was a chest-high catch, and he never walked off the field."
- "It’s deja vu all over again."
- "I usually take a two-hour nap from 1 to 4."
- "Never answer an anonymous letter."
- "We made too many wrong mistakes."
- "You can observe a lot by watching."
- "The future ain’t what it used to be."
- "If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else."
- "You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there."
- "It gets late early out here."
- "Even Napoleon had his Watergate."
- "Pair up in threes."
- "We have deep depth."
- "Why buy good luggage, you only use it when you travel."
- "Nobody goes there anymore. It’s too crowded."
- "All pitchers are liars or crybabies."
- "A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore."
- "Bill Dickey is learning me his experience."
- "He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious."
- "I always thought that record would stand until it was broken."
- "I don’t know (if they were men or women fans running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads."
- "I’m a lucky guy and I’m happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary."
- "I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did."
- "It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility."
- "So I’m ugly. I never saw anyone hit with his face."
- "Take it with a grin of salt."
- "We were overwhelming underdogs."
- "The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase."
- "You should always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise, they won’t come to yours."
- "When you come to a fork in the road, take it."
- "It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much."
- "If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer."
- "Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets."
- "You don’t have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it’ll go."
- "I’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own museum, but I’m still alive to see mine."
- "If I didn’t make it in baseball, I won’t have made it workin’. I didn’t like to work."
- "If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be."
- "No one goes there nowadays, it’s too crowded."
- "You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six."
- "You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you."
- "Slump? I ain’t in no slump . . . I just ain’t hitting."
- "How can you think and hit at the same time?"
1 comment:
Ah, one of my favorite quote-masters. RIP
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