Monday, October 7, 2013

UNAUTHORIZED REFLECTION HALTED

In further compliance with directives emanating from the White House, the Park Service rushed to drain the reflecting pool in front of the former site of the Lincoln Memorial. Citing directives from the Grate Leader, Park Service officials announced that there would be no pondering or further reflection of the issue. Water was placed in storage for the duration.

Half-assed government job still permits some reflections to escape

2 comments:

Buck said...

Wow, Curtis... you're REALLY on a roll today!

Keep it up; I'm lovin' it.

HMS Defiant said...

I think I may be done now. I'm outraged about it but I don't think most Americans even notice what is being done by the vicious unprincipled people running the Parks. I think they've mostly become playgrounds for the idle rich and the elite. Our standard issue urbanite doesn't even know they exist. We see that every time we cruise the MetroParks. It's like our own private wilderness with maybe one or two other people in a full day are to be seen.