Monday, January 13, 2025

NEWS TO COME

In another rare show of complete unanimity all the mainstream networks and newspapers will announce next week that some publisher in America just paid Joe Biden $80,000,000 for his memoirs and that Joe was even now buckling down to polish his first draft and get it out there for all of his fans to read and enjoy before he kicks the bucket in March.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Joe will do it in a week. He's not only a speed-reader, he's a speed-writer. He's really on the ball!

Dan Ryan Galt said...

Is it going to be a coloring book?

Dan said...

I don't care how much graft...err money he's paid for his "memoirs" (sic) just as long as he DOES "kick the bucket" in March.

Tregonsee said...

Heck I would have gone in on a pool that Carter would outlive him given what Joe looked like this last summer. If he makes it to President's Day I would be surprised.