The President offers the rulers of Cuba $25.00 and a good cigar for the whole island and brings it into the United States as a Trump Commonwealth much like Puerto Rico but with a better electrical grid and more honest government. President Trump apologizes to the Cubans for leaving them out in the cold after the Spanish American War but says actions have consequences and it would take a study of the matter to find out just how a rethuglican senator from Colorado screwed up the conquest of Cuba and the expulsion of Spain from our Caribbean Sea.
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