Thursday, April 1, 2021

MY MIGHTY VACCINE PASSPORT

Well, this is what all the fuss is about. I'm not sure exactly why beyond the idiotic left's idea that this sort of thing will be required within the United States in order to go about our daily lives. I've had one of these since shortly after I was born. The one here is not the last one but the one before it. As you can see, as with all government and international government type documents it is competely worthless except to make the various bureaucrats at the frontiers happy. The last one is in my medical record somewhere around here. I can always tell it when I see that happy white folder because it was in my bag when I traveled home after a month in Portugal and one of the 12 bottles of Port smashed during transit staining it a nice pinkish damp shade. That record had all the shots I had in my life entered into it after early 1996. One was needed to enter the kingdom back then and I had a lot of business in the kingdom.

As you can see, these are impossible to forge or update at home with a pen and these have been around since at least early 1960 and are just as valid for their purpose as the International Drivers License is accepted everywhere in the world and you can get one for $10.00 at any AAA office. Who can beat the cachet of the World Health Organization?

5 comments:

Jim said...

Back in the 1980's we were issued them in USAF. It was a treasured possession, because if it was ever lost, they gave you all of the shots again. The USAF also did not believe that pre enlistment vaccinations counted so in basic you got all of the shots again.

Coffee Man said...

They lost mine when I was in the Corps. Yep, I became a human pin cushion. Before you ask...yes...it sucked.

capt fast said...

ah yes. the much hated zone 6B inoculations. the feeling that no bacterium would dare attack me for fear of their annihilation by the armfulls of broken razor blades and rusted six penny nails driven into my body by hydraulic force.
yep. still have my many page yellow sheets.

capt fast said...

as for the wuhan flu records, I fly private. armed. life is goood.

capt fast said...

you will never feel more naked as when sitting in the airport for a few hours in DeToilet International waiting for your flight totally unarmed because democrats. In DeToilet. or Phily