A General was conducting an All-Service-member pilot briefing
in Afghanistan one day, and he posed the question: "What would
you do if you found a scorpion in your tent?"
A Navy pilot said, "I'd step on it!"
An Army pilot said, "I'd hit it with my boot!"
A Marine pilot said, "I'd catch it, break the stinger off, and eat it!"
An Air Force pilot said, "I'd call room service and find out why
there's a tent in my room!"