In a stunning move today, the Supreme Court issued a Temporary Restraining Order on the New York Times, a former newspaper published in New York and restrained it from any further delivery of pseudo news until they furnish the Court with 100% of the stolen materials and memos that some authentic hero gave them in an attempt to strike a blow for DIE and all other good things like abortion.
When interviewed by Red State crack journolista, Dame Alice Trueheart, the Office of the Chief Justice disclosed to xer that he and the boys sat down in the bar you don't know about in one of the back rooms upstairs over the actual Supreme Court, and worked out that they were the Supreme Law of the Land and that NOBODY can overturn their decisions and they decided, "To Hell with it, let's just issue a TRO and put those lousy commie bastards out of business." The other X challenged Justices agreed and with that, downed a couple more White Russians and called it a day.
It was a great day for Journalism and Court Supremacy. The world rejoiced.
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