Thursday, April 8, 2021

THIS WILL HURT TO DEATH

It seems our woke friends at United are hellbent to kill you all. They have a cunning plan to end racism and they don't care about the consequences. The drawback to being a racist asshole lies in the facts that really do matter. Here is a fact.

Over the next decade United will train 5,000 pilots who will be guaranteed a job with United, after they complete the requirements of the Aviate program – and our plan is for half of them to be women and people of color

6 comments:

Retired cop said...

So, due to turnover, now we need an app certifying that the pilots on a particular flight have never been employed by United?

HMS Defiant said...

I don't know. It's an ongoing mystery to me how 'woke' people think that blacks can make up the necessary numbers for every office and job in the land to 'look like America'. Every business and government body is chasing that tiny 10% of the 12% and what they demand looks less and less feasible.

Captain Steve said...

One possible explanation might be that United doesn't think you have to be that bright to be a pilot? Extensive research in O Club bars on Naval Air Stations tends to at least make this plausible.

HMS Defiant said...

Touché

SCOTTtheBADGER said...

Makes me glad I don't fly!

capt fast said...

the easy result is united hiring a lot of asian pilots.