Wednesday, September 4, 2019

WEIRDER AND WEIRDER

So I went to the bank today to deposit a check that was not mine but well endorsed and with the recipients name on both the check and the bank PNC CARD. I was getting gas next to the most robbable branch in Shaker Square and thought, why don't I make this easy on myself and walk in to the f************ bank and attempt to deposit it.

The bank teller told me to F*****************off.

On the way out I saw the branch manager in his office and asked him if he had a moment. He allowed as how his time was my time so I asked him about the strange policy of a bank that tells depositers to hit the ATM instead of actually doing banking business in the bank. He said he would be glad to not PNC help me either.

Waited behind an SUV sitting on the cross street polinator waiting for my turn at the ATM.

I am sure that other people that bank with PNC have no problems like this.

Me? I bank with NFCU which is on the 26th floor of the Federal Building and just strip off your clothes to get into the building you terrorist.

In retrospect, some banking is easy. Maybe in 20 years I'll try it again.

7 comments:

Anne Bonney said...

Unfortunately, I should have advised you not to try that bank branch. I have been turned away from there as well, with a check in my name and my own bank card. I just go to their other branches or the ATM - much easier.

capt fast said...

credit unions; where they treat you like it's your money and not theirs.

OldAFSarge said...

I second the credit union thing.

capt fast said...

I find myself this morning pondering the sources of all the chaos in our beloved United States of America. Constantly bombarded by new outrage and bombast by the media of all sorts...to put us off from seeing what? What is the source of all this noise that is constantly assailing our brains in order to take our attention from what ever is cloaked by the noise of rabble rousing bell ringers. what is the source? foreign or domestic? A good question in my opinion.

The Old Man said...

I have found CENFEDCU to be a good CU for veterans and fed employees. Scarcity of ATMs though.
PNC is evil like Google.

Brig said...

Credit union is the only way to go for me.

HMS Defiant said...

Aliens. just saying.