OH NO IT'S A GUN

The intertubes are filled with stories about children being sent home from school because they had the unmitigated gall to nibble a poptart into what looked like a gun to the adult in the room or because they brought in a picture of a gun or because they mentioned a gun. I figure it's just a matter of days until some poor shmoe is sent home because his last name is Gun or his first name is Gunnar or...
The Zero Tolerance crowd sure do have a way of shaming themselves with their own stupidity.

And what kid doesn't want to stay home from a school that stupid?