Friday, March 8, 2013


It's pretty clear to me now after spending a lot of time in the Florida Keys that the secret tunnels dug by Tibetan monks hired by the CIA back in 1961 to dig a secret tunnel to Cuba for our armies of liberation to use when liberating our 51st state have been hijacked and are now being used by every manor of delivery service. We drove out the highway to Key West and back and forth everyday from Key West to Marathon without ever passing a single food delivery truck, gasoline tanker, waste management truck or even a UPS truck. I saw a grand total of two delivery trucks. One beer truck in Key West and a Coca Cola truck. Everything else shipped in the secret tunnels. I don't know if they extend to the Dry Tortuga but anything is possible when the CIA gets involved. Perhaps they still use the tunnels to supply the lawyers in Guantanamo Bay with the necessities of life.

I'm surprised that the many recent immigrants from Cuba never let on that they arrived in Key West via the secret tunnel from Havana pictured here.


Anne Bonney said...

Ooooh, so that's how they do it.

HMS Defiant said...

Yep. I thought it was all in the wrist but no, it's definitely tunnels.