PEAK SNOWFLAKE

I don't know about the Amy Schumer film. It will be a cold day in Hell before I go see one of her films. On the other hand, I'm not sure we have reached peak snowflake. Every time I think they can't be dumber or more stupid they impress me by their over achievements in this realm. They are sensitive to the slightest slight and more sensitive than even the princess with the pea problem.

With voices that sound like grating metal and at volumes too loud for me to actually process from noise, I can live without the precious snowflakes and their attitude about attitude. They harsh the mellow like nobody else on the planet and I include jihadis in that category.

BRING THE STEEL

There is a madness in the air in California. It descends like a steel veil over the mind and the imagination. In Santa Barbara it has reached its nadir.

The city of Santa Barbara has passed an ordinance that will allow restaurant employees to be punished with up to six months of jail time or a $1,000 fine for giving plastic straws to their customers. 

The bill was passed unanimously last Tuesday, and covers bars, restaurants, and other food-service businesses. Establishments will still be allowed to hand out plastic stirrers, but only if customers request them.

You know, this does create a new market. Steel straws will soon be in demand although copper straws will do in a pinch.

BACK IN BATTERY

The recoil is complete.

THE HURRICANE SEASON BEGINS

I like this.

SOCIALIST INTERVENTION

It's fake but wonderful.

THE AXIS OF EVIL

President Trump seems to be dealing with each in turn. One could write a book about how to engage in diplomacy in the modern era as president. As usual with President Trump, his tweet swept the decks of the fake news and left piles of dead and wounded bleating about how outrageous it is for a mere American President to engage in unsupervised and ill-advised diplomacy via tweet.

The fakirs just don't get it yet. It's funny as hell to watch and listen to them as they scramble after Trump as he kicks the underpinnings out from under their current hot topic of the day (indict Trump) and brings them kicking and whining to heel as they all lash out at his new slant to American diplomacy.

All the man has to do is tweet in all CAPS and the fake news loses focus and drops track on the old story, Cohen mumble mumble. It scrambles to find people who hate Trump to express outrage at the idea that a mere jackass American president could scramble decades of middle east diplomacy by actually 'threatening' Iran.

It does remind me of the old NATO Sea Sparrow missile fire control system which did indeed have a button that got mashed repeatedly during tracking exercises when you wanted the damned system to drop the track it was fixated on and go back into acquisition mode so you could track/engage the real target.

All the derangement all the time does remind me of the press reports on the Bush Potomac outing with the Pope when the pope's hat fell into the river and Bush told the Pope he'd get it and stepped out of the boat, walked across the river and retrieved the hat. The press was on hand to breathlessly report that "Bush Can't Swim."

Oddly enough, the NATO Sea Sparrow fire control system on Spruance class destroyers mostly fixated on the reflected energy coming from the ship's own gas turbines deep in the engine room. If not for the firing cutouts on the launcher I don't know how many ships would have engaged themselves with missiles. God knows the Perry class frigates engaged the shit out of their own stacks whenever they went back to their centerline stowed position. Half a dozen ships blew their close in weapon system right off the ship as the gun fired as it reached its stow position. Some wags met one of those ships as it pulled into San Diego one day with a full size bullseye target on their stack. Needless to say, the powers that be were no amused. We were.

WHERE "OH SCREW IT" CAME FROM

If you were crazy and barking at the moon and it sank slowly behind a hill leaving you nothing to bark at there is this from the people that think the Hugo Award in Science Fiction means anything at all anymore.

I warn you, viewing the link could lead to drain bamage of the first odor.

I have to wonder, when did the creatures in the swamp crawl out and take over Miami and New York? I mean, I get Miami but what  happened to New York?

OVEN OF REMORSE

I have been out of battery (an old artillery term) for some time. What with one thing or another it has been an interesting two weeks. I have not been able to post until now. Oddly enough, the stars and moon align for a welcome back along my azimuth just when I'm ready to write again.

Europe's ruling elite are all bent out of shape over The Donald. I can see why. He knows a naked emperor when he sees one and he isn't afraid to say so. He went to Europe after warning them for over a year that he would be there and he told them that his main concern was their utter failure to abide by the NATO standard. They have entirely failed to provide for the collective defense of Europe, or anything else on the planet.

I saw first that the LA Times chimed in with an editorial that rang like a bell with the New York Times and ultimately declared that NATO was sick and tired of Donald Trump and doubted that his America would rally to their defense just because they utterly failed to provide anything to the defense of Europe. They were all fully prepared to do NOTHING in retaliation.  I laughed out loud reading that.

I listened yesterday and today to NPR trying to rally the "Trump is Crazy!!!" crew into lambasting the President for making Europe nervous by demanding they abide by the Treaty. It was hard to get me to see their point, laughing so hard was I at the time. Not one of the powers is willing to even consider spending any more money on defense.

To cheer me up a bit, various Think Tank losers and German foreign office types were heard chiming in that this would not stand! Up with this kind of doubt Europe would not put!!! They were, they said, reconsidering their options viz-a-viz counting on faithless America. It reeked of the old Continent and their inclinations towards the old Faithless Albion." I laughed out loud.

So, the little harmless weasels have decided to trade American divisions in for.................. Yeah, well they're still thinking about that and they'll get back to the faithful in the fullness of time with a solution to their little problem. They've already declared that they'll be damned to Hell before they spend a penny more of the taxpayers money on defense so we'll just see.

Personally, I'm thinking they've signed with the Druids or the Norse Gods and are hoping on a bulk rate deal for the defense of all for nothing more than tuppence from each non-contributing member of the NATO defense force.

All those papers, all those news services presented the whole story as if Trump was somehow diabolically at fault because he refuses to subsidize the second richest continent on the planet.

In my lifetime the border with Russia will shift west again. There is absolutely NOTHING to stop it. The smarter new members of OTAN will covertly shift their nuclear weapons programs into high gear and match it with spending for their covert biological weapons development arm. Any that do will, of course, leak like sieves and let the world know that self-defense measures by little countries are afoot which will lead to.......

War.

THE DETAIL IS IN THE MEMORIES

To this day my finger memory can dial the number of Mine Group ONE in Seattle. It hasn't been there for decades. I don't even have to look, the fingers will do it. Tonight is a memory, some of mine, not the rest. My parents lived in Arlington, VA for about a million years. I would visit them, not as often as my mother would have liked but, whenever the navy sent me thru DC. I would go down to the Mall and the Smithsonian every time. That included, back in the day, the Thomas Jefferson Memorial

"I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man."

I only swore an oath six times. That seemed enough. His seemed like a good one though.

I CALLED KIM THE OTHER DAY

On the ship you see there at the masthead, which is not the ship in this post, there was a LT named Kim who rejoiced in the title of XO. I called him at home one day during one of my days as Command Duty Officer. I asked Kim's wife if Kim was there. She allowed as how he was there and put him on the phone. Kim was a litte peeved that I used his name to his wife and didn't refer to him as XO. I served on actual warhsips. I could handle his pain and angst.

You know there are days when you seriously don't give a damn. I recall the day we were flying to Bahrain to join a mine sweeping ship and were deposited in Maguire Air Force Base, no doubt by mistake and I told LT Lovejoy to get reservations for both of us at the BOQ. Bob was fairly new at being a lieutenant and wondered aloud, across half the distance of the air terminal what our ranks were in air force parlance. I told him Lt.Colonel at which point a Lt. Colonel tapped me on the shoulder and shared with me his lack of amusement.

I was, like, what are you going to do? Send me to sweep mines on a 30 year old ship? Please.

LT Kim did not join us in our mine sweeping endeavors. He went on to greatness in Paanananaama. Or so some claim. He joined his mates in Special Boats. I know, you'd think they're painted yelllow but no.

We had fun though. I came back to a ship in San Diego which had, when I left, 3 offiers and now reveled in having 12 only 2 of which were qualified as Command Duty Officers and thus  those two were sharing port and starboard duty while the rest skated and I told the new XO on my return that I had no idea what CDOs did, wasn't qualified and would join the rest of the unqualified  in 10 section duty. That meant I only had to be on board only once every 10 days rather then spend every other night on the ship.

On my last trip home I stopped in DC to visit my parents and also my detailer. He allowed as how he would be happy to write me an order modification to extend my time on the ship and I was forced to tell him that I would kill him if he did. Detailers were like that. You had to threaten them with death to get their attention. Since I was sitting in his office in the Pentagon (naval annex to be honest) he knew I was sincere. I was holding a knife and leaning in to share my sincerity.

TO BRAVELY EXPLORE OTHER DANGEROUS PLANETS

Personally, ?

I'd send a honey badger.

Just sayin.

OUR TRIP TO MAINE

We have to drive through New York and it is a long boring drive. Also, no guns or fireworks.

THE BLIND COULD SEE

When I used to rock, before the Gulf, you could see it even then.

BABY FAT

I watched  her in the 80's as she became what she is. For some reason, this trip to Maine and Vermont and New Hampshire and New York and Penna was oldies week. She came up again and again in her various guises. I enjoyed all of them.

LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE

You should steer over to The Bayou Renaissance Man and catch up with what is happening in the Special Prosecutor's case against Concord and the Ham Sandwich he indicted. The amusing part is in the final paragraphs quoted from the court files.

Defense counsel rears up and launches this in response to the special prosecutor's begging the court to keep everything sealed, buried, covered up, under the rose, and away from the public eye, and those damned Russians.

Having produced not one iota of discovery in this criminal case the unlawfully appointed Special Counsel requests a special and unprecedented blanket protective order covering tens of millions of pages of unclassified discovery.  Having made this special request based on a secret submission to the Court and a hysterical dithyramb about the future of the American elections, one would think that the Special Counsel would cite to case holdings that support this remarkable request.  But no, instead, the Special Counsel seeks to equate this make-believe electioneering case to others involving international terrorism and major drug trafficking, and relies only on irrelevant dicta from inappropriate, primarily out-of-circuit cases.  In short, fake law, which is much more dangerous than fake news.

One used to have to wait until the dog days of August for court reporting to be worth reading. These guys are clearly jumping the gun.

LIARS GOTTA LIE

Showing exactly the same kind of integrity and honesty as his predecessors Comey and Mueller, Commissar Wray got in front of the cameras today to pronounce on the inspector general's report on the FBI and the Hillary email scandal which saw the FBI give unqualified immunity to all parties involved as it tried to delve to the bottom of the scandal involving a massive breach of national security that caused grave damage to the United States. Wray said, "nothing in this report impugns the integrity of our work force as a whole or the FBI as an institution."

I got news for him and the rest of the FBI; that whitewash barely touched on the crimes of those involved and the massive ethical lapses and total lack of integrity shown by the FBI as a whole and by the utterly corrupt leadership of the FBI. It will be interesting to see what his testimony to the Senate brings on Monday and his testimony to the House brings on Tuesday. That he's going to lie again, goes without saying.

SO ABE SAYS TO MERKEL

Ruthlessly ripped off from Ace of Spades.

There must be hundreds of wonderful captions for that picture of President Trump inviting Merkel and the rest to GFTs.

THE AMAZING TECHNICOLOR CRIME

I listened to the fake media on the way back from Rocky River with a carload of Black Bird cookies and they were slobbering in excitement at the possibility that Cohen might flip. I haven't seen such enthusiasm for a flip since I used to egg my brother on in the pool to try a back flip off the diving board back when we were kids and he couldn't quite pull it off. It sure looked painful though.

So, as I understand it from the People's Revolutionary International, Mike Cohen, the president's former lawyer is going to flip over something for Justice about paying hush money to a prostitute that claims to have had a liaison over 10 years ago with the man who wasn't president and who denies it and for which there is a stunning lack of evidence and which is not in any way shape or form a crime.

There might be those who would advance the argument that by denying it, they are obstructing justice. But it still isn't a crime and therefore there is nothing for justice to pursue and none of it bears any relationship to the imaginary FBI case that claims the Trump campaign colluded with Russia just like John Kerry is currently colluding with the government of Iran.

I had to turn the radio off again when I reached Lakewood since they had some guy named Amal come on and baldly state, without objection, that all republicans are racists, bigots and misogynists. The lame David Brooks impersonator, some woman I've never heard of, finally managed to interject and say something about McCain isn't a bigot but I stopped listening at that point.

I got a real kick out of this from yesterday's take. It pretty much defines where we get our Amals and Jennifers from and why they sound so lame on NPR.

The Left’s taste for intellectual smallness is a relatively new thing. No one would accuse Marx or his 20th-century followers of harboring small intellectual designs. What has happened to turn the revolutionary class to a preoccupation with paper bags and plastic water bottles? What turned the rightful heirs of the Great Terror into the apostles of microaggressions? Why has the vanguard of world history and multiculturalism suddenly settled into a fascination with the equivalent of collecting intellectual lint?

It's a good question but we know the answer don't we.

STANDS TO REASON

I captured this from an article at Daily Wire and it neatly sums up my view about evil too.

Kalt neatly sums up the danger of shattering the enemy. In our case it is California. Everything evil that can be done by man to man is done by the government of California and its various industries. Everybody knows that as California disintegrates it sheds its ticks to neighboring states where they all instantly start agitating for the same kind of government that is destroying life in California. When 46% of the people who live in the Bay Area say they want to move, they mean to move to your neighborhood and bring about exactly the same conditions they fled. Kind of like Venezuelans and other socialists. It's not enough to foul their own nest, they mean to foul yours as well.

CONTESTANTS?

The sham known as the Nobel Peace Prize was given to the moron Obama a few weeks after he took office and shortly before he found the Oval Office. It seems that a far more worthy candidate has popped up.

Yes, yes, I know, the clowns in Stockholm will give it to Kim.

GOLDBERG NAILS MISS AMERICA

His full article can be seen at National Review....

"Why not just call it the Woke Olympics and be done with it? It might make a great radio show."

SLOWLY I TURNED

We still enjoy this.

SCREW THE COLORADO

What is that island off the coast of Virginia?

I'm sure the buffoons that run the alleged news service have a reason for losing whossname....starts with a c somewhere near Kansas. Still, the island in blue, Is that a new state that will guarantee us the election of Hillary, or is it actually EastAsia with whom we've been at war with since 1984?

I LISTEN

I take time late at night.

For my three readers, listen again to this starting at 7 minutes.

I live in a world where nobody at all reads.They had a teacher who forced them to read 'Last of the Mohicans' and will never read again. Listen to this again. It is the story of the 20th century. I read history. This is the death of 60 million people.  60,000,000 none of whom wanted to be murdered and swept away by history.

Yeah, I read Gibson and Thucydides and I read everthing about the war that caught me to be born in Germany instead of home in America.

I think, if people just listened to this they would understand history. I'll send it west but won't/don't do history,

I commented once on his blog and found out that there really are a million people who hate this man to death.

SHUT DOWN

Certain people really do make the radio show.

The real story is, you cannpt actually make Buffy, The Vampire Slayer, without Buffy.

When tele persons agrees that this is not so, one gets television.