I like reading Zerohedge. It is always informative and interesting. I did think of a few subtitles for the photos in the article attached. Here you go:
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| The Scourge and Flail of Moscow |
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Where's the leader? |
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| This is the EU. Not shown is their Leader for Animal Welfare. |
Oh for Heaven's sake, just look at the titles they give themselves in the EU. They are clearly missing an essential element of any self-proclaimed sovereign and that it obviously the military arm.
When you realize that the EU is simply the European Coal and Steel Community that was established in 1951 to ensure that coal and steel were used in Europe for peaceful purposes and that as a result of the enlargement of that insignificant institution into the colossus known as the EU, it is easy to see how they simply did away with most of their production of coal and steel. I don't think there are any blast furnaces in the United Kingdom and God only knows what is left in Germany, France and the Netherlands.
Job titles:
What is a a Clean Just and Competitive Transition? Is this where you dismiss the popular votes and referendums that rejected the EU but which were nonetheless set aside and imposed by fiat? Or is this where most of the countries involved had so little faith in their arguments for the EU that they refused to submit them to referendums and approval by the actual people of Europe?
This overlaps that amazing office known as Technical Sovereignty, Security and Democracy whose stated purpose is at odds with all of its actions. There simply isn't much if any tech in Europe and the way they interpret security and democracy is one vote, one time and maximum enforcement of government directed censorship and jailing of the any and all opposition. Doesn't sound very clean, just, secure or democratic to me.
Prosperity and Industrial Strategy sounds nice but it appears to have led Europe to completely destroy its energy generation, nuclear power, steel, coal and most other energy intensive industries which invites the question, what kind of stupid industrial strategy is that? Where is the productivity in any of that?
High Rep for Foreign Affairs and Security Policy doesn't really sound like 'Office devoted to kicking America's ass out of Europe and making war on Russia using any and every flimsy excuse or casus belli we can dig up and shove up Putin's nose.' I mean, that's apparently what that means in European but I'm not a native speaker fluent in European.
My favorite one other than the Animal Welfare dude has got to be, Social Rights and Skills, Quality Jobs and Preparedness. Just how this title conforms with the EU DEMANDS that the member nations let in every single African and muslim on the planet and give them all the native's money, housing, education, medical and dental plus unlimited free housing, free transportation etc, is a complete mystery to me. It seems to mean, in European, 'Screw the whities, take all their money, schools, houses, freedoms and give them to people with zero skills, no understanding of civilized behavior and who do not know, follow or understand the concept of rules.' Again, as I said, not a fluent speaker of European but it does sound like a devilishly complex language.
We come finally to Cohesion and Reforms. This sounds almost too evil to be true. I mean it sounds like once you voted yourself into the sick twisted 4th Reich that there is no getting out because it is really very sticky and you cannot reform it because why would anyone reform perfection?
I studied the ECSC, BENELUX, the Western Union and of course the European Economic Community in school a long time ago and never dreamed that Europeans would vote themselves into the worst aspects of a combined Holy Roman Empire and 4th Reich....but they did. To say that this thing is 10 times worse than its idiot predecessor is not wrong and like that and all the rest, the only way out is war on a new scale not seen 1648.
When you look at the history of the place it is inevitable:
The 30 Years War and the Treaty of Westphalia in 1648
The Napoleonic Wars and the Congress of Vienna and Concert of Europe in 1815
The First World War and the Treaty of Versailles in 1919
The Second World War and the United Nations.
When you think about it, each of the institutions created out of the wars that preceded them became instantly corrupt and the corruption has grown far worse in each iteration of the World Peace Enforcement Nirvana created by idealists after the last 2 world wars. There were no idealists at Westphalia or Vienna in 1815.
I really don't understand why Europe's leaders and rulers are so intent on irritating Russia but as noted, not a fluent European am I. That there is money to be made I don't doubt but I don't see how they need to keep killing men in the mud in Ukraine to make that money since historically the real thieving and stealing begins when the peace breaks out and beaks get dipped so frantically in reconstruction money that people are blinded by flying $. On the other hand, there is also endless corruption in European military spending.














