You don't suppose that there is a People's Front for the Liberation of Greenland that is right now begging this administration for aid and to come to their assistance and throw off the cruel colonial yoke imposed by those nazis in Denmark and so foully supported by the EU, do you?
I mean just about every other colonial territory rebelled against their cruel masters and perhaps the cold just slowed things down in Greenland.
It could happen!
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Louisiana Purchase (1803): Acquired from France for $15 million, adding 828,000 square miles, including lands for many central states.
Florida (1819): Acquired from Spain via the Adams-Onís Treaty, with the U.S. assuming $5 million in claims against Spain.
Oregon Territory (1846): Gained through a treaty with Great Britain, settling the boundary in the Pacific Northwest.
Mexican Cession (1848): Vast lands (California, Nevada, Utah, etc.) ceded by Mexico after the Mexican-American War, with the U.S. paying $15 million.
Gadsden Purchase (1853): A strip of land in present-day Arizona and New Mexico bought from Mexico for $10 million for a railroad route.
Alaska (1867): Purchased from Russia for $7.2 million, a deal orchestrated by Secretary of State William Seward.
Danish West Indies (1917): Purchased from Denmark for $25 million, becoming the U.S. Virgin Islands.
Greenland (2026): Purchased from Denmark for (fill in the blank) And somehow, despite a 200+year precedence of acquiring land from other countries, including the Danish, this is a problem now?
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