Few people remember the War and almost nobody speaks of it today. It was easily one of the fastest and least devastating wars of all time. It rears its pleasant head this evening because it brings into focus some of the current wars and plans for some of the future wars that the neocons and others of that ilk seem to feel are necessary and desirable. One could argue that it was both the best of times and the worst of times but I won't. After all, we still had Breakfast at Tiffany's to look forward to.
One thing that was barely mentioned was how the Quadium Bomb ended the war before it properly began very much to the great disappointment of the war's author, the Prime Minister of Grand Fenwick, who had crafted a brilliant scheme to declare war on America and promptly lose it and then start sucking up all the benefits all the other countries that lost wars to the United States got as a result of their belligerence. He had in mind a quick defeat followed by hot and cold running water in the castle and perhaps a loan or grant of dollars to fix up a few things around the Duchy.
The canny observer will notice that America instantly surrendered as a result of losing the Quadium Bomb and came to Grand Fenwick to sue for peace. It was a troubling time but one thing rings like a bell, or an M-08 mine suspended in the volume in the Persian Gulf and that was that it was the very urgent desire of both belligerents to end the war as quickly as possible on terms mutually satisfactory to both. It was their earnest desire to have peace. See how this plays out in two little wars going on right now that all right thinking people care about. Yes, I speak not of the border war between Cambodia and Thailand or the festering sore of a war in Eritrea or even the whole South Sudan conflict. Nope.
The witnesses to the war in Ukraine and the one currently underway in Gaza can see a very common war time progression that starts with the attack, continues with the destruction and more attacks/defense and struggle and finishes with a rondelet of recrimination followed by the shooting of those involved in planning and carrying out the war and the profession of peace and mutual admiration that always accompany the finer surrender ceremonies. Battleships not required and it would be very small and petty of anyone to bring a railroad car along for the actual signing.
We are still watching the full froth of struggle, attack and re-attack and of course the waste that accompanies a war where nothing much is risked and there is little to be gained. Wars like that can go on forever and frequently do. The problem today is that all the former Great Powers of the World; so long steeped in evil, villainy and stupidity, still see themselves as the final arbiters of any nation's fate and they have all decided to declare peace. Since they are not actually at war this is usually just a way to get names in papers and some air time on TV with the talking heads but in the current wars, there are neutrals and those others most devout in declaring peace and threatening Russia with war and warlike consequences and they are already perceived by just about every sane person as belligerents in both wars.
What is the problem then? Well, nobody ruling in Ukraine feels like negotiating an end to the war, much less surrendering to the foul Russians and so the war goes on. Every man in Russia knows full well that if they halt the fighting the Ukrainians and all their allies will rearm until they think they can restart the fighting and if that's the case, why sacrifice all the advantages of winning to get nothing but another war downstream in a year or two? And honestly, does anybody really think all those lovely economic sanctions on Russia will be lifted immediately or do you think it will take a couple of years and endless shuttle diplomacy and somehow roping in paying reparations to Ukraine for the war......
The same sort of ugly reality persists in Gaza. At this point even the stupidest dullest and most imbecilic Israeli has figured out that there can never be peace between Gazans and Israel and the smarter ones also know that if they lift the restrictions that exist now it will probably bring about an explosion in attacks on Israel in the West Bank and continued attacks over the wall in Gaza with never any other end in sight. They know this because every single Gazan has told them this is so.
I found it really irritating to spend a half hour watching the awful BBC in America Propaganda hour and discovering that the first 18 minutes of the broadcast was nothing except how all the poor terrorists in Gaza are starving to death and it is all the fault of the Jews. I don't recommend watching it if your goal was to find out what is going on in the world. After the propaganda we had the obligatory Russians killing Ukrainians "where will it all end?" 3 minutes of VBC news, a brief minute on flooding in China and ending with some country we never heard of beating the Spanish National women's soccer team. They said they were English and they had some of those old illegal and banned English flags in the background hanging off that dump on Downing Street but nobody has heard of spunky little England since The Guns of Navarone.
To return to our starting point, is there any doubt at all that if the underdog Ukrainians or Hamas had a quadium bomb that they would use it?
It might be time to track down those old delightful movies and watch them again. I remember Tully well from the Mouse that Roared but I have to reach back a fair ways to remember the Mouse On the Moon.
















