My cunning Middle East Peace plan has no shiny parts and costs nothing of any importance. Start by disarming Hamas in Gaza. This will, according to all our left-wing friends and Europeans, be dead easy. Abbas orders Hamas to surrender the hostages and weapons to his agents and then he sends the PLO and Fatah in to disarm Hamas, free the hostages and punish the wicked. (probably nothing more than a smack on the wrist but it could take the form of flying lessons off tall buildings.)
Everyone is so used to paying palestinians to kill stuff that they can all stay on the payrolls of European countries and slip on down the Red Sea to Yemen and disarm the Houthis. And then, the peace de la résistance; they stay there. They deserve each other.
2 comments:
Seems a lot of steps. My plan is to just nuke em.
Too messy ... bit there is always sarin
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