Tuesday, June 14, 2016

IT'S REAL?!!

My parents gave me my diploma from high school last month when I helped them move. It had this gem folded inside.


Jesus Christ, there really is a permanent record!

The same thoughtless character assassins gave me this.


It is all of her report cards K-12 compiled by her loving parents over the years with notes. They gave me mine too.  I sealed her's in a box and delivered it to her house husband who, I think, gloated. I feel really terrible about that,.....

4 comments:

OldAFSarge said...

So the permanent record is a real thing? I always suspected that.

Anne Bonney said...

This is a disturbing revelation. Perhaps the permanency is just a New Jersey aberration.

HMS Defiant said...

I'm almost tempted to ask those guys for my records but I sleep better at night knowing that they don't know where I live and haven't for over 36 years.

HMS Defiant said...

I'll bet in Alabama they only keep the records forever of those who graduate since they give the chance of survival for non-grads in the single digits (on account of they're not too smart).