Tuesday, June 14, 2016

IT'S REAL?!!

My parents gave me my diploma from high school last month when I helped them move. It had this gem folded inside.


Jesus Christ, there really is a permanent record!

The same thoughtless character assassins gave me this.


It is all of her report cards K-12 compiled by her loving parents over the years with notes. They gave me mine too.  I sealed her's in a box and delivered it to her house husband who, I think, gloated. I feel really terrible about that,.....

4 comments:

  1. So the permanent record is a real thing? I always suspected that.

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    1. I'm almost tempted to ask those guys for my records but I sleep better at night knowing that they don't know where I live and haven't for over 36 years.

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  2. This is a disturbing revelation. Perhaps the permanency is just a New Jersey aberration.

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    1. I'll bet in Alabama they only keep the records forever of those who graduate since they give the chance of survival for non-grads in the single digits (on account of they're not too smart).

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