Neatly sidestepping all the usual top-tier pedophile British angst at doing the wrong thing for all the wrong reasons, President Trump saves the day and takes Diego Garcia with the stroke of a pen and an Executive Order declaring himself King of Day'Gar!
It may take a couple of weeks or maybe even a month.
In a concession to the thieves in Mauritius, he gives them Northern Ireland in return for their lost dreams of ruling the largest naval base in the Indian Ocean. What could be fairer?
2 comments:
Is this competition with the Babylon Bee?
Michael the anonymous
Lol, gives the northern ireland, savage.
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